- Shalimar
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
- Shalimar
I’ve Moved
I have moved from: Beggars’ Alley
located on Poverty Lane at
the corner of Bleak and Busted Circle.
As of today, I have a brand new home.
My new address is:
Living Well Drive
in the Abundance Subdivision,
located at the corner of
Blessings Street
and Thankful Peak.
You get there by taking the Praising Him Interstate, which runs North, South, East and West.
No longer will I allow myself to travel on Begging Peter to pay off Paul Route, because it’s located at a dead-end intersection called:
I don’t have, that crosses Borrowers’ Junction.
I no longer hang out at Failures’ Place near Excuses Avenue, next to Procrastination Mall. I’ve moved on to an upscale community called Higher Heights with unlimited potential and opportunities for me to succeed.
Look at me!!! Please know that each day that HE awakens me, I am thankful to be a product of my new environment.
All of my clothes are MASTER TAILOR-MADE. I am dressed in life’s finest.
Let me introduce you to all of my new neighbors;
CONCEIVE IT,
BELIEVE IT,
ACT ON IT,
HAVE FAITH,
BE PERSISTENT,
AND ALWAYS BE PREPARED TO ACHIEVE.
Life is good because GOD is GOOD!!!!!
Have you moved too??
If not, I pray that you will be moving soon!!!
Sunday, May 27, 2007
Saturday, May 12, 2007
Relay for Life, for Life?
Relay for Life events are always full of inspiring and motivating stories, but I’m sick of people being bamboozled into walking their butts off nonstop for the entire weekend for a cure that will never be found.
Do you really think the big pharmaceuticals are interested in finding a cure? No way! They’re making way more money by keeping people ill. Prescribe you one medication for something which causes you to develop side effects, and hey! Then they can prescribe you some more junk to “fix” those issues. And on and on it goes. By then you’re hooked on 5 or 6 pills daily and the cost of medications is huge.
There are cures for cancer. They are all natural and cannot be patented or profited from, so there’s no incentive to market them. There’s big money in selling prescription poisons, though! Why do you think every other ad on TV is for junk like Levitra, Celebrex, Lunesta, etc. My friend went on a cruise recently and during one of the sightseeing tours, the guide pointed out the huge Miami mansion of the developer of Vioxx. Sickening!
Just look at how the feds are cracking down on Michael Moore and his “Sicko” documentary. He’s had to send it to a secret location outside the country so it won’t be confiscated! Let me tell you, many eyes will be opened next month at Cannes when the film is debuted.
And I can’t wait for it to be shown in theaters in the US!
Maybe then, people will stop needlessly dying of cancer, and from the dangerous chemo treatments and pills that are prescribed to “cure” them.
As Earl Pitts always says, Wake up, America!!!
Friday, May 11, 2007
NASCAR = No Actual Sales Collected After Rain
OK, my big sales appointment was PURPOSELY scheduled so as NOT to interfere with the big NASCAR race in town. Well, wouldn’t you know the darn race rained out and postponed until the next day - the day of my big Open House. Grrr… I’ve never been a fan. As George Carlin says in his “Sports” bit, driving around in a circle doesn’t impress me! It’s the same five Rednecks who win every time.
I think they should implement some of Dave Letterman’s Top 10 ways to make NASCAR more interesting, like drive a lap, do a shot.
More power to ya if you enjoy coming home from the race deaf with a pounding headache and covered in black soot from the tire rubber. I did it once and that’s enough.
Wednesday, May 9, 2007
Saturday, May 5, 2007
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Wednesday, May 2, 2007
Change Is Expensive
No matter what you want in life,
You must give up something to get it.
It is a universal law.
The greater the value
The greater the sacrifice will be.
Very little will come your way without work.
It may be hard to swallow, but the truth is,
It’s the hard and continuous dedication
That brings results that last.
Expect to pay a price
If you want to make your life better,
But also expect to pay a price
For just leaving things as they are.
Only you know which cost more.
It is ultimately you that must decide.